歌曲名称：《Worst Joke Ever》，演唱歌手《R.E.M.》，歌曲专辑《Around the Sun》，发行时间：2004年10月5日 查看歌曲上传者。

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Worst Joke Ever歌词完整版

歌手:R.E.M.

歌词出处:www.green-wind.cn

You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.

He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.

Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.

Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!"

Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime,

When's the first time you heard that one, 1954?

Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for

The worst joke ever, I never

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

Don't bore me

Now I am floating,

I feel released.

The moorings have been dropped,

The weights unleashed.

Everything is crystalline, simple and free.

The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change,

Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns

You're not hurting anybody else's chances,

But you're disfiguring your own.

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for

The worst joke ever, I never

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

Don't bore me, I NEVER

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup

You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before

Worst Joke Ever的英文歌词

ge shou :R.E.M.

ge ci chu chu :www.green-wind.cn

You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.

He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.

Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.

Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!"

Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime,

When's the first time you heard that one, 1954?

Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for

The worst joke ever, I never

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

Don't bore me

Now I am floating,

I feel released.

The moorings have been dropped,

The weights unleashed.

Everything is crystalline, simple and free.

The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change,

Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns

You're not hurting anybody else's chances,

But you're disfiguring your own.

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for

The worst joke ever, I never

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

Don't bore me, I NEVER

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup

You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before

Worst Joke EverLRC歌词（简体）

You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.

He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.

Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.

Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!"

Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime,

When's the first time you heard that one, 1954?

Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for

The worst joke ever, I never

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

Don't bore me

Now I am floating,

I feel released.

The moorings have been dropped,

The weights unleashed.

Everything is crystalline, simple and free.

The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change,

Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns

You're not hurting anybody else's chances,

But you're disfiguring your own.

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for

The worst joke ever, I never

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

Don't bore me, I NEVER

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup

You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before

Worst Joke EverLRC歌词（繁体）

You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.

He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.

Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.

Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!"

Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime,

When's the first time you heard that one, 1954?

Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for

The worst joke ever, I never

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

Don't bore me

Now I am floating,

I feel released.

The moorings have been dropped,

The weights unleashed.

Everything is crystalline, simple and free.

The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change,

Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns

You're not hurting anybody else's chances,

But you're disfiguring your own.

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for

The worst joke ever, I never

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

Don't bore me, I NEVER

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup

You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before

Worst Joke Ever歌词完整版（繁体）

歌手:R.E.M.

歌詞出處:www.green-wind.cn

You see there's this cat burglar who can't see in the dark.

He lays his bets on 8 more lives, walks into a bar.

Slips on the 8 ball, falls on his knife.

Says, "I don't know what I've done, but it doesn't feel right!"

Some things don't hold up over the course of a lifetime,

When's the first time you heard that one, 1954?

Get to the punch line. fall to the floor.

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for

The worst joke ever, I never

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

Don't bore me

Now I am floating,

I feel released.

The moorings have been dropped,

The weights unleashed.

Everything is crystalline, simple and free.

The crime of good men who can't wrestle with change,

Or are too afraid to face this life's misjudged unknowns

You're not hurting anybody else's chances,

But you're disfiguring your own.

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup for

The worst joke ever, I never

I'll tell you my version of the greatest life story

Don't bore me, I NEVER

Give me a minute and I'll tell you the setup

You see there's this feeling that I've heard this one before

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